My kids are so beautiful. Cody still runs outside every day in his underwear and jumps on the swing.

Kristy likes to tell me that even though she is four, shes not much bigger becasue she still cant reach the bananas on the counter.

Yeah! Betty is in the House!

You're the smirk,a frown-smile hybrid that's a
little bit cocky and usually associated with
evil or arrogant,but attractive people.You
probably just don't give a damn,but it's
everyone else's fault if you don't because
you're too awesome to have any real faults.

What Kind of Smile are You?
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paranoid

Which Personality Disorder Do You Have?
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You're slit wrists. A dramatic and angsty way to
go. You thought it would be poetic, didn't you?
Well, turns out only a small percent of people
actually cut deep enough to succumb to the loss
of blood. The only tragic part of your attempt
was that you seriously stained your hot topic
"bondage" pants and your billowy poet
shirt.

What kind of suicide are you?
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