I have really got to stop drinking because I am world's most annoying drunk. I get so tired of being highly embarressed the next day.

Dammit! The problem is, it's so much fun when you're doing it.

I don't think I drink alot, but I can't be around people who are drinking, and not drink.

Plus, I hate spending money on alcohol, so I drink so cheaply. I try not to eat, and then I drink Cisco before I go to the bar, and then I have shots of cheap vodka.

That is horrible.

Ready for the stupid part?....

I drink cheaply, but then once I am severely intoxicated, I start giving my money away!

Doesn't make sense does it?

Popbitch says...

If my son had pulled a gun on Lil Kim, I wish

he'd blown her brains out" - Notorious Big's Mom

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Check out Christina's Beautiful video. She has

hobbit feet.

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Keanu Reeves checks into hotels under the name

John Doe.

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Michael Jackson has been calling David Blaine

repeatedly to try and persuade him to do a

pay-per-view TV show together.

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Madonna and Sandra Bernhard seen out together again

in US. Must be an improvement on nights out with

Vinnie Jones down the pub.

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>> Correction Corner <<

Threesome Jade/Naomi confusion thing

Last week we revealed a Craig Campbell, Kate

Moss, Naomi Campbell gruesome threesome.

veryfruiti writes:

"This is the third-division DJ's girlfriend -

get your facts right. It was Kate Moss and

Jade Jagger!"

(FYI Craig Campbell was Benny Hill's stunt double)

http://people.freenet.de/SKYWAY/scottfreeman.html

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>> Things To Make You Go Hmm...

Saddam Hussein's astrology birthchart:

www.astrodatabank.com/NM/Images/HusseinSaddam.gif

Russian vaginatarian nipple action:

http://www.vultureculture.net/filedump/files/tatu379.jpg

Still bored?

Nude and fully clothed people in gas masks:

http://www.ratemygasmask.com

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