I AM SO TIRED! i HAVE BEEN UP FOR 29 HOURS AND COUNTING AND i JUST FINISHED A 13 HOUR SHIFT AT KB TOYS. WHERES THE GOOD DRUGS WHEN YOU NEED, EM?

AND WHERES A GOOD MAN WHEN YOU NEED EM?

THE KIND THAT HAS CLEANED UP AFTER HIS SELF AND NOT LEFT A PIGS TRAIL AROUND THE HOUSE.

THE KIND THAT IS AWAKE AND READY TO TAKE CARE OF THE KIDS.

THAT TELLS YOU HE LOVES YOU AND YOUR GOING TO GO OUT FOR DINNER LATER.

THE KIND THAT LEAVES YOU MONEY ON THE TABLE FOR WHATEVER, INSTEAD OF ASKING YOU FOR MONEY.

MAYBE I'M JUST DILLUSIONAL BECAUSE I DONT THINK THIS CREATURE EXISTS.

ALL I SEE IS A HOUSE DIRTY, WITH UNFED SCREAMING KIDS, AND A LUMP OF SHIT LYING ALL WARM AND SNUGGLY , ON HIS 12TH HOUR OF SLEEP, IN A ROOM THAT REAKS OF HUMAN GAS!

WELL NOW THAT I BLEW MY ATTEMPT TO WRITE SOMETHING DEEP, AND POETICAL, I"LL JUST FIND MY VIBE AND THINK OF MARK, OR LOUIS, OR THE DON, OR HOW ABOUT "j"? nO, WAIT VIN DIESEL. WAIT-WAIT-WAIT!

eMINEM'S MOVIE CAME OUT LAST NIGHT-HE DESERVES A TURN FOR A JOB WELL DONE!

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