I got a crazy google hit-
drunk girl first time!
My pop bitch newsletter was really interesting this week:
"I take Xanax... but practically everybody does
that nowadays." - Courtney Love
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|_| |_| 05.11.03 *ISSUE 187*
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* Happy finish for the monarchy?
* Paris Hilton does a Pammy
* Charts: Kylie is new number one.
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>> Sex Degrees of Prince Charles <<
Follow the sperm from father to son
Prince Charles was reluctantly married to...
Princess Diana, who had sex with...
Bryan Adams, who had it off with...
Tara-Palmer Tompkinson, who de-virginised...
...Prince William!
(FYI: Bryan Adams is rumoured to possess an
oversized wang)
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A Popbitch reader was in Malaysia last week and met
Diana's ex-boyfriend James Hewitt. His opening
comment to her was: "Can I snort coke off your arse?"
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>> Happy Finish for the Monarchy <<
Can't a Prince get relief these days?
Poor Prince Charles. That ghastly butler is
going around telling tales, and everyone says
that Burrell has other stories that will bring
down the Monarchy.
Surely they can't be referring to Charles
getting "happy finish" massages from his
valet? Charles is a product of Britain's
boarding school system, so it's only natural
that from time to time he'd ask the servants
to apply some spit and polish to his
crown jewels.
From The Observer earlier this year:
"An embarrassed St James's Palace official
suggested after the Burrell trial that Fawcett
was on leave. However, colleagues say he has
just been 'keeping his head down'."
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Sophie Ellis Bextor shows Norway her badger:
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>> Paris does a Pammy <<
The luxurious Hilton interior: now on video
Having spent her childhood addicted to Beverley
Hills 90210, Paris Hilton got to live out her
"I'm a bigger bitch than Brenda" dreams by
stealing Shannon Doherty's husband Rick Solomon.
Their relationship was short but sweet. Perfect
gentleman Rick persuaded Paris to let him film
her playing with herself, riding him, and
finally finishing him off orally. The two share
some "sex talk", but nothing in the
Pammy/Tommy league. Throughout the ordeal, Paris
has her hair tied back as if she's doing housework.
The video tape is currently being auctioned, and
US tabloids should have pictures any day now.
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Jennifer Aniston hates toilet paper that unwinds
from the back of the roll.
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>> Bye-Bye Britney <<
She's not getting, like, respect
Britney has pulled out of her European tour
claiming "exhaustion", but actually she has
flounced home because the British media
isn't taking her seriously.
In Britney's addled mind, the fact that she
has staged a cheap lesbo stunt with Madonna
means that she is now a "serious artist".
(FYI Poor G.A.Y. They blew off Atomic Kitten
to accommodate Britney at last minute. Oops)
(FYI: Britney's single Me Against The Music is
only at no 38 in US after 3 weeks)
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The former drummer of Warrant is now a professional
portrait painter of pets in Los Angeles.
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>> Sexy Monkeyfucker <<
Mr Prince loves his Gorilla suit
Suz writes:
"When I was 12 I was the babysitter for Prince's
next door neighbor in Chanhassen, Minnesota.
One time as the kids and I played Hide and Seek,
we saw him outside his purple English Tudor home
running around in a gorilla suit.
"One of the girls, Bonnie, 8, just told me
matter-of-factly 'That's Mr. Prince, he always
does that'."
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Ex-Prince protege Tevin Campbell has started a new
career as a Cabaret artist called Nigel Hands.
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A four-year-old boy in Romania has got a plant
growing in his nose. He'd put a bean up his nostril
and it had germinated. (This story feels like it
should have a punchline, doesn't it?)
If you can still be arsed with Pop Idol:
Boy George's gaydar profile:
R KELLY Thoia Thong
Won a talent contest when young pretending to be
Stevie Wonder. R even pretended to be blind
* Swedish readers - does Brad Pitt really
mean "wide cock" in Swedish?
Old Jokes Home:
I bought a David Blaine doll yesterday...
But I couldn't get it out of the box.
Still Bored:
For paedos who missed the Charlotte Church one,
here's the Olsen Twins countdown:
damn... - Friday, Nov. 16, 2007
too tired - Thursday, Mar. 03, 2005
all over again - Tuesday, Mar. 01, 2005
complimentary head should =complimentary hi - Thursday, May. 27, 2004
what it's like to have to choose - Tuesday, May. 25, 2004